Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
There is nothing redeeming in this movie, it's glorious! It's a slasher flick in the truest sense of the word. There's a thin skin of a plot, a passel of stock characters, a freakish monster of killer, and... was that Robert (Freddy Krueger) Englund, and Tony (Candyman) Todd, in cameos? Why yes, yes it was! And there were plenty more where that came from.
I'd go into some sort of analysis, but there really isn't a point. Folks on vacation go on a tourist-trap of a haunted swamp tour. Big, bad, hard-to-kill, killer guy with a tragic back story starts hacking. Blood, guts, and a trail of bodies later and there you have it.
Famous Last Words: Fun Times!
Hatchet showed with If I Had a Hammer which is an animated look at what would happen if Thor had to replace his hammer at the local hardware store. Funny as hell.
About Me
- Ravenscar
- Little did I know that a little green computer pass in elementary school would lead to this. All grammatical and typographical errors are mine, but all opinions and biases belong to the little flock of birdies in my head. Do I ramble? Yes. Do I snark? Whenever I can. Am I amusing? On occasion. Is this annoying yet? Yes? Do you want me to go on? No? Too bad. Do I- Wait- no- put that gun down... slowly, slowly. No wait- STOP! Hmmm, I lose more friends that way....
